Mother of God
Please be true!
When I Realized I Had Heard An Ehehehehe Laugh Outside of Hiddleston
Me: *hears ehehehehe from outside of room*who the hell is watching a tom hiddleston movie without me? *realizes laughter is coming from outside*
*runs to back door laughter dies out*
Me: WHO THE HELL WAS LAUGHING LIKE THAT!? Who the hell was laughing like this*does hiddles laugh*
Mom: That would be your dad. Juan laugh at what you were laughing at earlier
Dad: *remembers joke in head* Ehehehehe
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs back inside to sob in room*
My sister called Tom Hiddleston a prostitute.
Me: I get off work at 4, Maybe we could see a movie?
Mom: Like Avengers?
Me: Avengers!
Sister: I wanna see Men in Black.
Me: No. Avengers.
Mom: Oh, is Men in Black out?
Me: No. Avengers.
Sister: Yes.
Mom: Oooh, we should see Men in Black.
Me: NOO!
Me: Avengers!
Me: I need to see my boyfriend!
Sister: Loki isn't your boyfriend if you have to PAY to see him.
Me: ...
Mom: ...
